fuck the ozone.

so, i originally posted this on my old accidentally deleted blog, femme feral (doh!) after watching it on d-listed. at the time, i thought this bitch was serious but then i watched a ganguro tutorial also by her on the boobs website. at first, i was crushed that baby smiley wasn't real but then i watched her other videos. she is brilliant and she has a great youtube channel with a bunch of funny videos you should check out.  i've posted two of my favs below. gloria - will you be besties with me?







on a side note, my most starstruck moment was over July 4th weekend when, while having brunch at 7A, that hot mess, michael k. (the genius behind d-listed), walked by. i was so star struck and speechless that i forgot to scream "make sure your eyebrows scream bitch" at him as he walked by. michael k. - when are we going out for drinks and becoming best friends forever - it's so meant to be.  i love you and i'm so thankful for you website. it brings a small daily ray of sunshine into my dark and dismal life.